“Not How Girls Work:” 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don’t even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!

These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you’ll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it’s like they’re talking about an alien race.

I honestly don’t know how they come up with such… theories. Maybe their ego couldn’t handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner’s fault. Or maybe they’re just following the wrong people on social media.

Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you’re done, fire up Bored Panda’s earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.

#1 So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

“Not How Girls Work:” 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

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#2 Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

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#3 Is There A Source For Women?

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#4 We’re Not Dogs

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#5 Ideal Wife Criteria

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#6 Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

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#7 Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

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#8 Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

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#9 I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

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#10 Wow, And I Never Even Knew

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#11 No Chili For You

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#12 Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

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#13 Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

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#14 Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

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#15 This Raises So Many Questions

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#16 That’s Not How Any Of This Works

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#17 Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can’t Even Afford My Own Food, That’s Why I Have A Cat

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#18 Yikes

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#19 Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

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#20 Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They’ve Never Been In?!

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#21 Guess I’m Brainwashed

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#22 Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

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#23 Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We’re Totally Insufferable

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#24 Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

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#25 Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

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#26 Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

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#27 “Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With”

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#28 You’ve Heard It Here Folks… I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

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#29 “This Tweet Is From 1834”

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#30 I Don’t Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

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#31 Protect Her From Overthinking…?

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#32 Because All Girls Spend All The Money

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#33 A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

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#34 Uh, No We Aren’t

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#35 Not How Lesbians Work

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#36 Women Who Own Horses Aren’t “Wife Material”

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#37 This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

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#38 How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?

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#39 Oh, So That’s The Reason Why I’m Bad At Math! I’m A Woman. Obviously

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#40 Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

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