Hey Pandas, I love jokes, and I was feeling like seeing some math jokes.
#1
Do you know what’s odd? Every other number!
#2
Doctor: “On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your pain factor?”
Y/N: “A 3.14”
Doctor: “Why?”
Y/N: “it’s low, but it never ends.”
#3
There are three kinds of people in this world. Those that are good at math and those that are not.
#4
why were the two 4s not hungry?
the had already 8
#5
When your teacher asks what is pi, give them this explanation: a baked dish of fruit, or meat and vegetables, typically with a top and base of pastry. Make sure your math teacher has a sense of humor though, or you will get an F in their class.
#6
Q.Which hungry number do you not want to stand next to?
A. Seven. Because seven eight nine!
#7
Dear math, stop asking me to find you’re x, and stoping asking y she left you. Give it up dude.
#8
It’s much better as a drawing, but I’ll try:
A root and (-1) are talking.
Root: “Why can’t we be together?”
(-1): “it’s complex”
#9
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
#10
Are you cold? Come sit in the corner!
It’s 90 degrees!
#11
Dear math,
I’m not your mom. Solve your own problems.
#12
Me: What’s pi? I’ll tell you. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406
Interviewer: I asked you for fifteen digits…
Me: Sorry, I was trying to recreate how long studying feels like it takes
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