I’m starting to regret that the month of May ever even started. If it weren’t for today I would still be a in a world where I didn’t know who MattyBRaps is. But unfortunately I had the misfortune of finding out that this kid actually exists and to zero of my surprise has over 8 million subscribers to his Youtube page. Here’s the best part. He’s 14, kind of looks like a girl, and instead of singing, raps. So far all indications are that he’s 100 times less talented than Bieber but already nearly as popular at the age of 14 as Bieber was. If you’re thinking of punching a hole in the wall and need some extra motivation to do so, watch this video
If that didn’t work then here, check out this recent tweet the kid made:
Hide your girlfriend… I'm headed out for the day. pic.twitter.com/dmXLx06Ewb
— MattyBRaps (@MattyBRaps) April 29, 2017
Unless you’re a teen, you probably haven’t heard of this guy even though his videos have over one billion views, his social media following is huge, and at the tender age of 14, he has written a memoir aptly titled That’s a Rap, presumably about all the wisdom he’s gained from his long stint in the rap game. But not of that matters, because now he’s threatening your girlfriend.
And just for the record, my original pen name as an author on the internet was NattyB. I used the name first you little punk.
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