The famous saying goes, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” But when it comes to revenge against your ex, you don’t necessarily have to be a woman. Who hasn’t fantasized about getting back at a bad partner? One study shows that a whopping 52% of us not only fantasize, but actually carry out some sort of revenge.
In a lighthearted video, user @_nguyenthaoo shared her ideas about how she would get back at a man who had done her wrong. She thought it was best to get revenge on her ex by inconveniencing him: things like stealing his microwave plate, dousing his windowsills in sugar water so it attracts ants and flies, and stuffing all cabinets with rice and marbles.
People in the comments started sharing their ideas too, and soon, one petty revenge plan more hilarious than the next one blessed the comments. Below, you’ll find the most inventive, whimsical, and original answers, and who knows — maybe one or two will even come in handy after a bad breakup?
#1
Someone said she sprayed milk on the walls so it’ll spoil and smell and he wouldn’t know where the smell comes from…
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#2
rubber bands on the driveway. you can’t sweep them he has to pick up. every. single. one.
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#3
“Misplace his passport”.
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#4
Glitter everywhereeeeeee on the fan too so once he thinks he cleaned it all up eventually when he does boom part 2!!
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#5
If he uses powder laundry detergent, add instant mashed potatoes.
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#6
I raise you one. Take the oven racks and the microwave plate.
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#7
Chia seeds in the washing machine.
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#8
Take one AirPod.
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#9
I left a can of open tuna under the seat of his car with the windows rolled up in the middle of summer.
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#10
Take his AirPod case.
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#11
Put tissues in all his pockets and wash his clothes.
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#12
cut holes in all the bottom of his socks.
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#13
the African in me will cut every wire in the house bt make sure its nt noticeable the oven, the TV,the flat iron,the microwave not forgetting the ps and I will delete all his progress that part always.
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#14
fish oil vitamin in his dryer, in is pockets, uniforms, shoes, car…..
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#15
Glitter in the most random places because you can’t get rid of it EVER. Orange self tanner in his cream. Take one sock from every pair.
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#16
Bird seed! It’ll attracts mice and rats! Hahahah.
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#17
sardine juice in the door panels of the car.
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#18
I cut off all zippers.
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#19
lady bug eggs in the vents (and under the seat of their car if you wanna be extra) ensures a delayed sense of horror when they eventually hatch and crawl out.
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#20
i deleted all his music projects on the computer and hard drive.
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#21
Legal assistant over here: real case, two people went to court because after they got divorced, the person who left the house kept the app for the thermostat on his/her phone. Just imagine.
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#22
i’m turning his socks inside out and super gluing sand to them and then turning them back proper so it’s always super uncomfy.
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#23
I erased his calendar.
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#24
I deleted all his socials n his liked songs n playlists.
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#25
gorilla glue the light switches off!
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#26
I love the ants idea cause our old house had an infestation with it and it’s js the most annoying thing on earth, so what I would do it take it a step further and add sugar water on all of his towels+.
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#27
I deleted his resume.
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#28
my aunt stole the stove knobs.
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#29
Hide the remote! Tie all his shoes together! Glitter!
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#30
Steal all the tupperwear lids.
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#31
sign up his email to every newsletter u see.
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#32
instant mashed potatoes in his front yard.
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#33
I once stole all the light bulbs out of the lights #toopety.
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#34
Take the label wrappers off all the cans in the pantry.
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#35
small pieces of Styrofoam.
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#36
hear me out!stones in the fuel/gas tank! it’ll make the worst noise and he’ll never know where is coming from to get it out.
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#37
Hair removal in conditioner.
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#38
Quinoa in the bed sheets.
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