We hear all too often about bad neighbors. The entitled Karens, the bossy Brendas, the crazy Kevins and the nosy Nevils. But among the rotten apples lies a mix of sweeter civilians who don’t get nearly enough credit for the joy they bring to our streets. Our favorite type of neighbor is the one who makes others laugh, and some are so brilliant that they can do so without saying a single word.
These are the guys and girls that can take a blank canvas and turn it into a yard sign worth its weight in comedy gold. Whether they’re wishing happiness on the thief who stole their anti-depressants, or advertising an “everything must go sale” to get rid of their cheating spouse’s belongings, people are proving that a little bit of creativity can brighten the dullest of days.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of the most hilarious and witty yard signs spotted in the wild. Many are so good that they might even motivate Karen to stop complaining, if only for a few minutes.
#1 Truly A Historical Landmark
#2 LOL
#3 I Hope You’re Happy
The United States was awash with yard signs in the run-up to the mid-terms. Now that the big day has come and gone, many Americans are wondering what to do with the signs. Instead of throwing them in the bin, some experts suggest repurposing them.
“Corrugated plastic signs are strong and lightweight, making them a good starting material for plenty of DIY projects,” reveals eSigns.com, and we’ll get to some ideas a bit later…
The company’s experts add that if you’re not into DIY, you could also donate the yard signs. Start by checking if anyone in your area is looking for used yard signs. “Chances are you’ll find one,” they say. “For example, Florida beekeeper Alma Johnson uses upcycled corrugated plastic signs to keep bees safe and warm. Tiny WPA, a nonprofit in Philadelphia, also takes in old campaign signs to be repurposed.”
#4 This One Wins For Cutest Sign
#5 Come For The Drama, Stay For The Bargains!
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eSigns’ experts say, whatever you do, think twice before binning old yard or election signs. They’ll just end up in landfills and contribute to the demise of our planet. Instead, you could use one as a bike basket liner by cutting it to the exact dimensions of your bike basket and fitting it in. They claim it’s near-indestructible.
You could also take inspiration from this funny list, repaint the sign and turn it into something that makes others laugh. “You can paint over a sign to create a proverbial blank canvas,” the suggest. “These blank signs are perfect for DIY displays during small gatherings and celebrations at home.”
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#8 Stealing Plants Yard Sign
#9 Church Yard Sign
Another option is to use the old sign as a chalkboard. You do this by simply painting it with chalkboard paint. Once it dries, you can use it as a toy, for retail displays, or to write a funny message on. Old yard signs can also be turned into storage boxes. All you need isa box cutter, glue, and some elbow grease.
“Even the sign stakes can be repurposed!” say the the experts. “Use the stakes together with a small cut-out of the yard sign to create easy-to-see labels for your garden crops and flowers.”
Lastly, you can use old yard signs to strengthen your bags. “Small cut-outs of the plastic sign panels can add strength and durability to otherwise flimsy bags,” reveals the eSigns team. “Keep one inside your bag for your next grocery trip.”
#10 Nah, I’m Good!
#11 Do They Do This Wherever They Go?
#12 Now That’s What I Call Advertising
The folks over at YardSigns.com say that when it comes to recycling signs, the material will determine your options. “Corrugated polypropylene is most reusable; plastic-coated paper is neither re-paintable nor recyclable,” they reveal.
They suggest that when it comes to yard signs, you always buy for reuse from the start. “Choose UV-resistant inks, durable materials, and designs without dates to extend sign life across multiple cycles,” advises the site.
#13 Either Way, We Need Some Brains
#14 This Is Exactly How Horror Movies Start
#15 Made A Yard Sign For Halloween. The Neighbors Are Confused
Yard Signs’ team says that corrugated plastic and aluminium signs hold up well across multiple seasons when stored properly. However, before you pack them away, there are a few steps you should follow. The first is to clean the sign by wiping both faces with a damp cloth and mild dish soap. Follow by rinsing with a hose and letting it air dry completely before stacking.
The second step is to inspect the sign for damage. “Check edges for brittleness or delamination,” advise the experts. “If the flutes are crushed or the surface is cracked, the sign won’t survive another season outdoors.”
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#18 Like And Share
Don’t forget to remove or flatten the H-stakes. “Pull stakes free and bundle them separately with zip ties or rubber bands. Bent stakes can puncture other signs in storage,” warn the experts, adding that you should always stack signs flat or allow them to stand vertically:
“Lay signs flat with a sheet of cardboard between each one, or stand them upright in a dry corner. Avoid leaning them against a wall at a sharp angle — that warps the panels over time.”
When storing your signs, you’ll want to label each bundle. Do this by putting a strip of masking tape on the edge, and writing the event name and year using a permanent marker. Your future self will thank you.
#19 Hello? Looking For Deals?
#20 No Stones
#21 Be Safe Funny Sign
#22 Jail Sale Funny Sign
#23 Free Beer Garbage Sale Sign
#24 Building Not For Sale Sign
#25 No Signs On Yard
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#35 Posting This In Front Of My Condo
#36 Flying Cats?????
#37 Right Lane Must Right Left
#38 You Can Leave That Holy Water At Home, Pal
#39 …all The Way To The Ground
#40 Turn Back Now
#41 Who’s Doing This?
#42 Smartphone Zombies?
#43 Rake In The Customers With Your Geek Cred
#44 At Least They’re Honest
#45 I, For One, Welcome Our New Robot Overlords
#46 Are Tomb Stones Part Of The Birthday Wishes?
#47 Baby Got Backyard Junk
#48 How To Embarrass Your Uncle
#49 I Know Who Gets My Vote
#50 I Believe This Romney Supporter
#51 Dank Memes In Your Neighborhood
#52 A House Divided
#53 Shame On You, Linnie!
#54 Fitness Is All About Being Realistic About Your Limitations
#55 Girl Scouts, We’re Still Cool
#56 Going Jogging
#57 Not Brag Funny Sign
#58 Don’t Stomp Here Yard Sign
#59 For Lease Navidad Sign
#60 Ex’s Yard Sale Sign
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#67 Sign At A Local Park
#68 Creepy Sign
#69 Should I Be Scared?
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