Hey Pandas, What Is Your Best Halloween Joke? (Closed)

Halloween is getting closer and I would be interested to know your best spooky jokes.

#1

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
(Sorry that was kinda lame)

#2

Why don’t ghosts go to parties?
Because they have noBODY to dance with.
Ha ha ha!

#3

Why didn’t the witch and the warlock have children?

Because he had a halloweenie.