People fight all the time, but not everyone does it with fists. Some draw the line earlier and use only their words. However, don’t underestimate the damage they can inflict.
To show you that words can hurt just as much and, in many cases, even more than punches, we collected a list of the most brutal roasts we found online.
It’s always impressive to meet a person who seems to find the perfect phrase to express themselves, and when they do it so quickly and accurately, it leaves absolutely no chance for a comeback.
#1 Jar Of Expired Mayo
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#2 💪captain Vietnam 🇻🇳🇺🇸
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#3 AI Generated Hand
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#4 Straight Outta Wildlife
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#5 Something Something Football
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#6 Power Rangers Insult 🤌
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#7 The Worst Kind Of Beans
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#8 Inbred 19th Century Shoe Factory Owner
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#9 He Wanted Someone To Backup His Purchase
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#10 I’m Taken 💀
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#11 Bathrooms
#12 Common Gamer Fate
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#13 Didn’t See That Coming
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#14 Tragedeigh – A Name That Has Been Deliberately Misspelled To Appear Unique
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#15 Literally In His Name
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#16 Reddit Just Knew What To Name Op
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#17 Hbo Max Downgrades
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#18 All Sebastians Look The Same
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#19 This Was Blunt Indeed
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#20 He’s Got The Personality Of A Dial Tone
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#21 This Got Me Wheezing
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#22 These Times Are Hard On Everyone
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#23 Just A Catfish Getting Cooked
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#24 Amazing Curls Tho
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#25 Gonna Be A Bloodbath
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#26 This One Got A Chuckle Out Of Me Before The Stand-Up Even Started
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#27 On Birthdays
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#28 On T-Bone Steaks
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#29 On Hairlines
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#30 On Warnings
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#31 On Galas
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#32 On Cooking Methods
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#33 On Self-Help Books
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#34 On States Of Matter
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#35 On Plugs
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#36 On Waterbeds
#37 On The Art Of Teaching
#38 Strollers
#39 Insurance
#40 Rough Brains Unite
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#41 Stick Of Deodorant
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#42 This Person Who Shut Down A Petty Person
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#43 That’s One Way Of Putting It
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#44 Comcast Needs To Get It Together Tbh
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#45 This Person Who Did Not Have The Patience For This Gym Bro
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#46 How Much Of Your Life?
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#47 Instagram Comments Are Brutal
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#48 She Did Him Bad
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#49 Sent By A Friend
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#50 This One’s So Rare It’s Practically Blue
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#51 On Someone’s Bad Singing
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#52 Nothing Like Getting Your Fashion Compared To That Of A Poison-Type Pokémon Trainer
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#53 Has Anyone Got Some Free Games Pleese?
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#54 It’s Like I Wasn’t Even There 😎
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#55 Hairline Due For A Midlife Crisis
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#56 If He’s Single What Hope Is There For The Rest Of Us
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#57 Stache vs. Stache
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#58 Tree Planter And Dirty Hippie
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#59 And That’s A Bad Thing?
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#60 Worth The Wait
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#61 Bang & Blame
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#62 She Asked For It
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#63 Apparently Liquor Named Mallört Is One Of The Most Awful Liquors Existing, And The Reviews Of It Have Me Lmaoo😭💀
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#64 Sweet Cake Alabama
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#65 Lolololol… I Think Even Cynthia And Ariana Would Laugh At This One
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#66 On British Street Food
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#67 On Growing Hair
#68 Baking
#69 Inside Jokes
#70 Original Video Was Captioned “POV: You Cut 8 Inches Off Your Hair And Become A New Person”
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#71 He Does Have A Point :)
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#72 Store-Bought Bottles Are Bred In Captivity; They Would Never Survive In The Wild
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#73 I Wouldn’t Know How To Recover After This
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#74 That Was Brutal
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#75 You Fool. You Absolute Coward. I Will Take Your Bones
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#76 I Strive To Be This Creative
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#77 Insulting And Somehow Also On Topic
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#78 Very Marsuperial, Good Job
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#79 Calm Down!
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#80 What’s Wrong With Box Wine?
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#81 Fantastic Baristas And Where To Find Them
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#82 They Aren’t Wrong
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