Insults and swearwords are an inseparable part of life. As much as we like to think of ourselves as kind and civilized folks, there are moments when a person’s best way forward is to go fully savage, verbally. However, simple insults won’t do. They have to be clever. Subtle. Goofy. With a twist. That way, they’ll sting far more than calling someone a [insert favorite juicy curses here]. If you’re going to slander someone, do it with style.
That’s where the r/OddlyAccurateInsults and r/rareinsults subreddits come in. Both online groups are focused on featuring stunningly good insults, some of which happen to be surprisingly specific. So much so that you might be left completely speechless after hearing them, whether from shock or laughing way too hard. Scroll down to check out some of the best insults. Don’t forget to take notes! Meanwhile, read on for Bored Panda’s interview with one of the moderators running r/OddlyAccurateInsults.
#1 Ouch That Must’ve Hurr
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#2 The Best One From This Thread
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#3 Return To Sender
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#4 Time For A Career Change
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#5 You Are The Reason They Stay Home
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#6 10/10 For The Burn
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#7 Uni Life
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#8 They Aren’t Wrong
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#9 Shoot Like A Girl
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#10 Pretty Good One
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#11 On A Facebook Post About Lil Pump And Eminem
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#12 Holding Up The Past
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#13 Everything Is Accurate Here Lol
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#14 Zoinks
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#15 Grandma Is This True?
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#16 Make Up Tutorial Coming Soon
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#17 Now That’s A Lot Of Damage
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#18 Damn This Is Hard
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#19 She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces
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#20 I Can Hear The Sound
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#21 Gas Station Level Basic!
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#22 The First Rare Insult
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#23 Incredible Eye For Detail Right Here
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#24 Twins! Or Is It Triplets?
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#25 Olsen Twins Prophecy
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#26 Resting Bitch Face
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#27 Looks Like Some One Is Gonna Win A Tesla
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#28 I’d Go To That Rehab
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#29 Mariah The Savage
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#30 That Face Of Regret
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#31 The Ring Gauntlet
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#32 Oof
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#33 Thats Not A Dog
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#34 Sorry If It’s Been Posted B4
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#35 Damn He Got Roasted
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#36 You Get What You Fu*king Deserve
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#37 They Aren’t Wrong
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#38 Jjj About To Star In A Bad Movie With Good Music
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#39 Connor, The Human Equivalent Of A Honda Accord
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#40 Default Skin
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#41 Long Holster
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#42 Not Really An Insult But Unique
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#43 Karen’s Gone Bad
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#44 Stolen From R/Rareinsults U/Kajararay
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#45 Moster House Scared Me When I Was Younger
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#46 Those Rascals Are At It Again
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#47 France Is Garbage
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#48 Uncalled For. Unprovoked
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#49 To Infinity And Beyond
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#50 Lmao
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