There are some phrases that just don’t make sense. They get printed on shirts, billboards, and street signs, and if you encounter one, you’ll know it. Looking thrice and turning your head upside down won’t help. Asking for a friend’s help in deciphering the message won’t do much either.
You may call these phrases cursed and you wouldn’t be wrong. But there is an online group that’s not only entirely dedicated to these nonsensical phrases, but has also defined them as a phenomenon worthy of our attention on its own. Powered by 603k members, the Don’t Dead Open Inside subreddit is a place for “signs and media that read as nonsense if read normally: from left to right.”
It may sound tricky, but bear with me. Below are some of the funniest signs that require 0% common sense and to throw everything you know about sentence structure out the window. Who knew that there could be so much sense in such nonsense?!
#1 This Is Actually Pretty Clever
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#2 Jesus Scares
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#3 Will There Be Blood Or Not!?
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#4 Well That Seems Unfair
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#5 Choose Abortion Life Kills
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#6 5 Extremely Slow Children Playing
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#7 Doesn’t Sound Like Fun
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#8 Don’t Save A Life Be Afraid To Give Blood
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#9 Shosple Colupis
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#10 Guaranteed Reduced Quality
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#11 7 Surprising Black Ways To Use Beans
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#12 Aliectass
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#13 Stolen From My Friends Snap Story
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#14 I Am Dond
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#15 Stand Hong With Kong
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#16 Well If You Insist
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#17 If You Were In A Car, Would You Know What Accident To Do?
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#18 Spread Cream Not Cheese Disease
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#19 The State Of Washi Wangton
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#20 Dip Dip
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#21 Stop Earth The Denying Is Dying!
Image source: SoddingOpossum
#22 Don’t Go Kill Vegan
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#23 Saw This At Work Today And Immediately Thought Of This Sub
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#24 Always Forgotten – Missed Never
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#25 Drug Is The Free Key
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#26 Was There Even An Intended Order To Begin With?
Image source: plsiwanttosleep, starrthepj
#27 Truly Inspiring
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#28 My Hometown Parade. Dear God
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#29 Vote Dump Early Trump
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#30 Friend Of A Friend Got A New Tattoo
Image source: drewwhis
#31 This Is A F**king Massacre. Thing Made Me Want To Dead
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#32 Who Thought This Was Acceptable
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#33 Enroll Your Russian Child Now
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#34 Jesus Are Is Coming You Back Ready?
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#35 You Think Some Tattooist Hate Their Own Work?
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#36 This Giant Poster In My University Dorm
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#37 Drugs May Kill You, But Never Your They’ll Hurt Feelings
Image source: acookie2
#38 Teachers Who Love Teach Children Teaching To Love Learning
Image source: tanooki_hardaway
#39 Hear That Noise? We Are Growing. We Can Fix It Again. Apply Inside
Image source: armchairnixon
#40 My Girlfriends Kitchen Tiles. Forffee Coyou
Image source: Laveys_Fvcktoy
#41 Spicey Vaccine
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#42 This Was In My It Class Today
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#43 I’m Call Pregnant Me
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#44 I Give Up
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#45 Call Me Don’t
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