People talk so much every day, you’d think we’d run out of things to say. But we’re as good with words as the weather is with ruining a perfectly fine day. Just take a look at the subreddit r/BrandNewSentence, for example. From the divorce rate among socks to the crotch fruit we make our employees, its members collect sentences they think have never been written before, and their collection is pretty impressive. Continue scrolling and take a look at some of the subreddit’s top posts.
#1 Name That Death Megatron 300
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#2 We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge
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#3 Griefcase
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#4 I Do Not Vibe With This Soil
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#5 Soak It In Olive Oil
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#6 He’s My Biological Dog
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#7 Brad And His Cloud Of Lies
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#8 Marked Slices Of Tree
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#9 No No, He’s Got A Point
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#10 Is America The Rest Of The World’s Florida?
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#11 Lesbians To The Rescue
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#12 We Drove Out The Lubrication
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#13 How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?
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#14 Happens To The Best Of Us
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#15 Illegal Underground Grandma Karaoke Bars
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#16 “I Was So Insulted I Woke Up”
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#17 Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe
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#18 A Brain The Size Of A Chocolate Chip
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#19 Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You
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#20 The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now
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#21 “Festering…”
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#22 I Am Chorizo
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#23 Be The Inexplicable Phenomena You Wish To See In The World
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#24 Floppy Discs
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#25 World Changer
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#26 “Gays Are Using Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mists Into Your Home”
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#27 Crotch Fruit Employees
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#28 Have We Checked All Food To See If Exploding Them Makes Them Into Something Better, Or Did We Just Stop With Corn?
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#29 “Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?”
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#30 Stay Fresh Cheese Bags!
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#31 Classic Jesus Or Republican Jesus?
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#32 Expensive Potato That Barks At The Wind
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#33 Cotton Eye Joe Has Been Terminated
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#34 Two Mini Hellpanthers
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#35 The Eyebrow Spectrum
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#36 Smoked Myself Back To Segregation
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#37 Julius In The Coolius
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#38 You Are One Of My Sims
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#39 Wiggles Concert
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#40 Whatever Works
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#41 Funniest Sh*t I’ve Seen All Week
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#42 Anon Knows The English Language
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#43 Cyberbullied And Entire Studio
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#44 LEGO Ass Of A Fictional Bipedal Animal
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#45 Cool Sport Rush
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#46 One Nice Way To Feel Better About Yourself Is To Imagine What Steve Irwin Would Say About You If You Were A Little Snake He Found In The Desert
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#47 Dress For The Jockey You Want, Not The Jockey You Have
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#48 Life Pro Tip
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#49 Life Is A Tornado And I’m Just A Cow Being Spun Around For Cinematic Value
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#50 Snarrot
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