Anyone Else Completely Frightened by Donald Trump’s Easter Bunny?

It’s Easter Egg Roll at the White House!  Ready to have some fun?  I’m not.    Here’s what Trump said right beside this creepy bunny.   “We will be stronger and bigger and better as a nation than ever before. We’re right on track.”  On track for what?  A real life Donnie Darko bunny scenario?  Anyone else completely freaked out by this thing?  And another thing.  That has to be Sean Spicer in there right?  There’s just no way it’s anyone else.  I think the only thing that would freak me out more than this bunny is if the White House had a screening for the trailer of It.

I feel like this bunny is some kind of cross between an Alice in Wonderland character and one of those really scary giant faces you see at international festivals.  You know those massive paper maché things?  I don’t have any other way to describe it.  I just know that if I brought my kids to the White House today they would have nightmares for weeks.  Here’s an example I’m talking about:

Don’t those things just scare you to no end? But if playing with freaky bunnies and dudes with scary hair and super long ties is your thing, then go right ahead.

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