“Not How Girls Work:” 35 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

Some men do like to think that they know women better than they do themselves. Call it asshole syndrome or whatever, really, it doesn’t change how shockingly dumb some of their theories about women really are.

Like, women’s unnatural hair colors are warning signals to stay away, or that periods are telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. And while I’d like to know what kind of bad science fiction books they’re reading, this subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork gives them a proper treatment in what they deserve: being put in their place and told to cut their BS statements!

Today, we selected some of the best of the worst posts shared on the subreddit, and be sure to check out our previous posts here and here after you’re done reading this one.

#1 I Know It Doesn’t Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

“Not How Girls Work:” 35 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

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#2 They Had Me In The First Half

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#3 Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

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#4 Wahmen Can’t Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

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#5 I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl’s Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

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#6 Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

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#7 Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

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#8 Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

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#9 How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

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#10 I-

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#11 Yes!! Exactly This

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#12 More Milk = More Boobs

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#13 Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

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#14 Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

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#15 Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

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#16 Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

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#17 News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

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#18 I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

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#19 I Can’t Believe I Found This

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#20 Seen On R/Niceguys

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#21 Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

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#22 The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

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#23 Omg. So Relatable

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#24 This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

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#25 I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

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#26 Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

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#27 It’s That Easy

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#28 I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

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#29 Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

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#30 If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

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#31 Uhm I Don’t Think This Is How It Works…

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#32 I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

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#33 Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

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#34 “I Have Warrants”

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#35 They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

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