Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Dad Joke That You Have Ever Heard Or Made? (Closed)

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#1

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

#2

“Why should I go to your funeral if you don’t come to mine?”

#3

“Q: When is a dad joke a dad joke?
A: When it becomes apparent.”

#4

2 guys walk into a bar. the third one ducks