Hey Pandas, Make A Funny Lgbt Joke (But Make Sure It’s Friendly)

Please only share the light-hearted jokes!

#1

Even though I’m bi sexual I’m still bi my self

#2

i like my men how i like my coffe i don’t like coffe

#3

My lesbian friend had a nightmare a few nights ago. She was dating a guy! (True story)

#4

Lesbians can’t do math

Bc i know that 7×7 is 43 or is it 48 no I’m stupid it’s 47 *grabs calculator* Crap it’s 49

#5

I keep on asking people what “LGBTQ+” stands for, but nobody is giving me a straight answer.

#6

My mom is kinda see through. Don’t worry, she’s not a ghost. She’s just TRANSparent

#7

If a gay persons name starts with g, they put the g in lgbtq+!

#8

joke 1:bi-bye(get it bi for bisexual and bye for just BYE)2: bye-sexual(get it bc some ppl make thing too sexual so i sed bye)

#9

Maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was just saying “ah,men”
Say this online. couldn’t stop laughing

#10

The ONE thing that I learned from realizing I’m pansexual and demi-flux is that I CANT MAKE A SINGLE F*****G DECISION

#11

Hmmmmmm I just came here to say I’m coming out to my mom!!!!

#12

I’m bisexual, but I hate everyone, so I’m more like…
Byesexual…

#13

why does the pride flag have straight lines-

#14

idk if this is a joke but i was on among us and i was mina from mha and i aid i was pan and they said a frying pan 😭😭😭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤧🤧🤧🤧

#15

make da jokes kid friendly

#16

anyone want a plushie 😏😏😏😏

#17

So next week are we going to make fun of blacks? All gently, of course.