You may have come across that curious way of speaking that has arisen online, the one that refers to dogs as ‘floofers’ and ‘smol bois’ that ‘bork’ and ‘boop’ and uses language in a way reminiscent of the ‘Doge‘ memes from a few years back.
Well if you haven’t yet, you will now. Julius, the genius behind Floof Bork Snoot ‘N’ Boop Ltd has been making fake dog breed profiles in this style, and even the most cynical heart will melt a little at their descriptions. “I’ve been creating them for roughly half a year but haven’t posted most of the ones I’ve made as I’ve been building them to release as a collection,” Julius told Bored Panda. “I made up almost all of the language used, I didn’t create the term ‘pupper’ or ‘doggo’ but beyond that I’ve mostly made it up as I go and try to stay consistent with what I’ve called things so far.” So from sosig boi to boof, these doggos are most accurately and hilariously represented in all their floofer glory, and they are just a joy to behold! Scroll down below to check them all out for yourself, and don’t forget to vote for your favorites!
#1 Pibble
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#2 Mop
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#3 Dot Boi
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#4 Shork
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#5 Boof
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#6 Long Boy
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#7 Golden Boy
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#8 Horse Boi
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#9 Sosig Boi
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#10 Corgo
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#11 Samoyed (Shoob)
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#12 Shibe
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#13 Lab Boi
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#14 The Terrierorist
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#15 Siberian Girl
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#16 Aussieee Boi
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#17 German Boiii
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#18 Crorcodole
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#19 Pom
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#20 Puggo
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#21 Nijna
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