We’ve seen the Game of Thrones cast do some incredible things throughout the last seven seasons. But imagining them in the Olympics is kind of funny and in some cases downright mean. But hey, the show pulls no punches when it’s making fun of one person or another so neither will I. It’s simply amusing to think of these photoshopped images as real and wonder how in the world such a thing would go down if it was.
Theon and Yara
Okay, this is just mean, but like I said it’s funny. So how much of his manhood did Theon really lose? It looks like he gained something in return at least.
Podrick Payne
All that sparring with Brienne seems to have paid off. Go Pod, Go Pod!
Tyrion Lannister
So many people underestimate this guy that it’s great to see him accomplish something, like growing two to three extra feet.
Cersei Lannister
Of course she’d be shown doing something where she’s the center of attention. After all she is the most important woman in Westeros, right?
The Hound
Given the feats of strength he’s already shown throughout the show it’s easy to assume that this discus would soon resemble a UFO as it flies far, far through the air.
Missandei
She’s bent over backwards to keep Daenerys happy in the past so this shouldn’t be too much of a stretch, pun very much intended.
Sansa Stark
Sansa sweating and doing something that requires physical exertion? Boy, time spent away from home and as a captive really changed her.
Brienne of Tarth
Oh yes. I can so see Brienne getting into this if she were to enter into the Olympics. And it would be so much fun to watch.
Samwell Tarly
Last time I checked a shotput was a round, steel ball, not a spiky, oblong fruit. But this is about Game of Thrones characters so we can let it slide.
Jorah Mormont
Seems like old Jorah is a little more nimble than people thought. Maybe that’s why he thought he had a chance with Dany at one point.
Daenerys Targaryen
Notice how the two most important women in the show have been given the two most sports that force people to look at them in awe?
Daario Naharis
This is a far cry from accepting an open challenge from a warrior on horseback after relieving himself on the dry, arid soil of the warrior’s homeland.
Euron Greyjoy
We’re certain that Theon was the only neutered Greyjoy, right?
Arya Stark
If this doesn’t make sense to you then you haven’t been watching the show. That’s okay really, but watching a couple episodes would help understand this pic.
Petyr Baelish
He’s in a pretty good shape for a guy that does nothing but lie and scheme all day and plot and plan all night. Wow, did he do anything else in the show?
Jon Snow
Finally there’s an excuse for that continually pinched look to his face that he wears all the time.
Davos Seaworth
Who knew he was this spry? The Onion Knight is showing the youngsters how it’s done.
The Night King
Too soon? We all had to gasp at the scene in which the Night King so effortlessly brought down a single dragon all on his own.
Jamie Lannister
Pole-vaulting with one good hand. I’ve got to see this.
Varys
So to be fair he wouldn’t really need those extra right trunks would he? After all he’s got nothing to hold down. I know, horrible.
Bronn of the Blackwater
I wouldn’t have actually expected Bronn to be placed in this sport. Too much work for too little payout.
Melissandre
Funny how this requires a practiced leap of faith, ironic that hers has seemed to falter lately.
Tormund
Just because he’s tough and rugged doesn’t mean he isn’t nimble.
So tell me, how many of these made you really laugh?
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