Birthdays can be great opportunities for self-reflection, spending time with the people you care about most in the world, and lots and lots of delicious cake! It’s a day when you get more than your usual share of love and attention, but also one where you take stock of your values, ambitions, and priorities in life. Unfortunately, far from everyone gets the memo.
While birthdays can bring out the very best in some, unfortunately, they also bring out the very worst in some people. Entitlement. Greed. Rudeness. These are just the tip of the frosted iceberg. Bored Panda has collected the very worst moments birthday boys and girls showed their true colors from all over the net, including from the mega-popular r/ChoosingBeggars subreddit.
Close your eyes, make a wish, and blow out the candles, Pandas. We hope you wished for a deep dive into the unsavory parts of humankind because that’s what you’re getting. Now, would you like another slice of cake while you’re scrolling?
#1 Can I Have A Birthday Discount?
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#2 Birthday Card For Choosing Beggars
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#3 Its My Birthday
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#4 “Pls I Have Birthday I Just Got Cancer Too”
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#5 Plan My Birthday For Me Or Our Friendship Is Over
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#6 It’s My Birthday! Give Me Money!
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#7 Facebook Friend On What/What Not To Buy Her For Birthday
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#8 I Made A Post Awhile Back About My Cb Exfriend Who Got Mad Because I Gave Him Less Money For His Birthday Compared To Last Year, And After The Post And The Comments I Decided To Message Him About It And This Is What He Said
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#9 Using Gofundme For A Vacation
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#10 I Apparently Singlehandedly Ruined A 13 Year Olds Birthday Party
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#11 Entitled Rich Kid Asks For Birthday Money
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#12 Her Bday Isnt Even Until Next Week
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#13 I’m Not A Fan Of Fondant, But This Guy Is A Jerk
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#14 “For My Mom’s Birthday, I’m Taking Her To Meet My Favorite Singer.”
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#15 Imagine Asking People In A Generous Group For $200 To Throw Your Dog A Birthday Party…people Go Out Of Their Way To Give You Money In A Pandemic And You Post This? She Tried Saying Later That Since She Said “I’m Super Grateful” That It Excused Her Being Super Ungrateful. I Can’t Even Lie I’m Mad
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#16 No Broke Boy Birthday Wishes
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#17 Happy Birthday Tho
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#18 Well… Guess She Is Having A Crap Birthday
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#19 Choosing Beggar Invites Me To Their Birthday Party
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#20 Happy Birthday?
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#21 Happy Birthday!
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#22 Was Looking At Some Reviews For Vegas Hotels. Can’t Imagine What It Must Be Like Dealing With People Like This
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#23 Someone Offered To Make Her A Free Designer Cake For Her Birthday, She Was Not Satisfied
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#24 It’s My Birthday Can I Get It Cheaper?
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#25 Private Jet Trip For 30th Birthday
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#26 I’m Ashamed To Admit I’m Related To This 37yo Birthday Brat… Thankfully The Whole Family Is Ashamed Of Her Nonsense And Entitlement
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#27 It’s My Birthday Give Me Your Hard Earned Money
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#28 Oh You Have Cancer…sorry, But My Birthday Is Coming Up Soon!!!
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#29 It’s Their Birthday, So They Want It For A Discount/Free
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#30 “My Iou Birthday Present’
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