Some bold moves were made tonight on Big Brother, both physically and strategically. Did Ragan or Enzo save their behind in the POV? Let’s find out.
After the Nomination Ceremony, the reactions are pretty predictable, but after talking with Enzo, Ragan realizes that Enzo is the most expendable of the Brigade alliance.
Next we are subjected to the “shunning” of Enzo’s penguin costume, which is forgettable at best. Later, we watch as Ragan studies up for the POV competition, but doesn’t he get that the motto of Big Brother is “Expect The Unexpected?”
Proving me right, Big Brother cooks up Otev (“Veto” spelled backwards) the Musical Clam. The set up reminds me of a Veto competition from an earlier season (I think last year’s). The concept is for the House Guests to search for CDs with a mash up of two evicted House Guests’ name, for example Monet + Matt – “Monatt”. Lane is knocked out first, then Hayden, and then Britney. The last two standing are the nominees Enzo and Ragan and the stakes are oh so high. The next thing to go down is so hilarious and so jaw dropping good that I wish like hell there was a clip for me to show you what happened. Britney says it best as she tell the Big Brother diary room, “If you guys don’t replay what happened in slow motion I will never speak to you again.”
When Otev the Clam announces the two Houseguest names, Enzo and Ragan make a mad dash to the CD pretty much clobbering one another in the process. Enzo grabs the CD and races back to the clam stand, clearly the winner. Ragan, in a fit of rage and defeat, lunges a CD to Otev the Clam’s head that bounces of it and onto Enzo’s head. WOWOWOWOWOW!!!! I’m sure that a fight is about to break out of some sort, but it’s only Ragan whining “Leave me alone!” as Enzo loudly explains that it’s all about who wants to stay here the most. Again, WOWOOWOWOWOOWW!!!!!!
After the competition, Ragan runs to the Cabana Room and cries, while Enzo gloats on how he is never losing anything again and how Ragan is a sore loser. While Ragan acted pretty jacked up, Enzo’s actions are even less than admirable, IMHO.
Britney tries to see where Hayden’s head is on replacement nominations, and of course Hayden isn’t trying to hear his name associated with the block anymore. Later, Britney asks Lane whether or not if she’s safe or not. He remains cryptic, while Britney’s nerves are being shot one by one.
As punishment #2 for Lane opening Pandora’s Box, the Houseguests have to wear and talk with sock puppets for the next twelve hours. The third punishment? They must stop and dance every time some music comes on over the intercom. They all look like complete idiots and I want my eyes plugged out during this segment.
Back to game play, Lane asks Hayden if he would be okay on going on the block. Hayden and Hayden’s hair balk at this suggestion, especially when Lane declares that he doesn’t want to send Britney home. Later that night, Britney and Lane have a comedic tiff about who Lane likes more: Britney or Hayden. Of course, Lane likes Britney more for obvious reasons, but he was bound by the “Bros Before “H*es” pledge the Brigade made when they formed, and miserably failed to keep up immediately afterwards. But will Lane uphold the pledge this time?
Hell no. Lane puts up Hayden in place of Enzo. Shocker! Hayden’s reaction? Not so much of a shocker. Ragan almost wants to laugh his ass off, but thankfully doesn’t. Britney is in the final four and I could be nothing but thrilled.
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