We poke fun at the abilities of Chuck Norris all the time. I feel like when he got old enough the opinions of him went from “OK this dude’s a cool martial arts action film guy but what do you say we’re just prop him up as being the toughest guy ever because now he’s over 60.” Seriously. At what point was it decided that Chuck Norris is the unstoppable guy who dyes his hair and does infomercials for exercise equipment? By the way I’m not saying this is a bad thing. I think the entire Chuck Norris shtick is hilarious. But I also think people need to start proceeding with some caution here. The man is 77 years old. Even so, I’m sure you’ve all had Chuck Norris on your mind recently.
Can Chuck Norris defeat 1,000 turtles? What about 500 U.S. soldiers? These are the questions we ask ourselves at night never expecting an answer. Today, Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator shows us what happens in the most accurate way possible. See the throwdowns below and if you’re interested you can pick up the game now too.